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	      <title><![CDATA[Stolen from Brandy who stole it from Aleena who stole it from Vee (whoever that is)]]></title>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN">Prologue-<BR><BR>1. Who took your profile picture?<BR></SPAN></P><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN">
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">I did. I stole it from myself, and myself is very angry about it.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">&nbsp;</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">2. Exactly what are you wearing right now?<BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN">Socks, pajama pants that are blue with multi colored stars and a bright orange ribbon on them, a red tank top that doesn't quite fit. (It's a tad too small)<BR><BR>3. What is your current problem?<BR>Uhm. Well. I hmmmm. Right now at this moment I'm problem free besides not wanting to edit my lab report for chem. (I love chem, but hate lab reports)</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN"><BR>4. What makes you most happy?</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN">Uhm. Childish Fascination. Like, being so happy and completely fascinated with something thats it makes you happy.... Yeah&nbsp; I wonder what I'm saying sometimes to.<BR><BR>5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN">No songs right now. A repeat of NCIS is on. SEASON PREMIERE TONIGHT =D<BR>__________________________<WBR></WBR>__________________________<WBR></WBR>____<BR><BR>Chapter 1:<BR><BR>1. Nickname?<BR>Rae, Rae Rae, Rache, Raped By William (Wow, not nearly as many as Bunny Cupcakes)<BR><BR>2. Eye color?<BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN">Grey-Blue</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN"><BR>3. Hair color?<BR>Light Brown/Dark Dirty Blonde</P></SPAN>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN"><BR>4.Height?<BR>5"7 maybe. If not then 5"6<BR>__________________________<WBR></WBR>__________________________<WBR></WBR>____<BR><BR>Chapter 2:<BR><BR>1. Do you live with your parent(s)?<BR>Only one of them (I'd run away if I had to live with both)<BR><BR>2. Do you get along with your parent(s)?<BR>Sure. I guess.<BR><BR>3. Are your parents chill?<BR>More like Lazy.<BR><BR>4. Do you have any Siblings?<BR>Two half siblings but I haven't seen them in so long that they're more like cousins. </SPAN></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN">__________________________<WBR></WBR>__________________________<WBR></WBR>____<BR><BR>Chapter 3:<BR>FAVORITE:<BR><BR>1. Ice Cream?<BR>Mmmmm Chocolate</SPAN></P><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN">
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>2. Season?<BR>Fall, nice and crisp.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>3. Book?<BR></P></SPAN>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN">Uhm Uhm Uhm shiiiit IDK MY BFF JILL?!<BR><BR>4. Colour?<BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN">Light Blue, Black, Neon Green</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN"><BR>5. Food?<BR>Spagetti, Sushi, and uuuuuuhm. aaaaaaah...&nbsp; Yeah a lot of different stuff<BR>__________________________<WBR></WBR>__________________________<WBR></WBR>______<BR>Chapter 4:<BR>DO YOU<BR><BR>1.Write on your hand:<BR>Not so much anymore.</SPAN></P><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN">
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>2. Call people back?<BR>Never. The Telephone is evil.<BR><BR>3. Believe in love?<BR>I suppose so....<BR><BR>4. Sleep on a certain side of the bed?<BR>My Bed's a twin... so uhm. I'm kinda mostly in the middle.<BR>__________________________<WBR></WBR>__________________________<WBR></WBR>_______<BR><BR>Chapter 5:<BR>Have you?<BR><BR>1. Kissed Someone in the past 24 hours?<BR>Nope.<BR><BR>2. If so...where?<BR style="mso-special-character: line-break">In my alternate universe where Oliver Wood kisses me everday and so does Timmy McGee.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"></SPAN>&nbsp;</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN">3. Had PHYSICAL therapy?<BR>No. I tend to be careful not to injure myself.</SPAN></P><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN">
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>4. Gotten surgery?<BR>Yes. I had something (idk what it is) taken out of my throat (Not tonsils.)</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>5. Taken painkillers?<BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN">I don't know...<BR><BR>6. Overdosed on pain killers?<BR>No.</SPAN></P><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN">
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>7. Been stung by a bee?<BR>NO THANK GOD<BR><BR>8. Threw up in a doctors office:<BR>Idk. My BFF Jill did though.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">__________________________<WBR></WBR>__________________________<WBR></WBR>______<BR><BR>Chapter 6:<BR>Who/what was the last:<BR><BR>2. Person to text you?<BR>My Mom.<BR><BR>3. Thing you touched?<BR>K key on Keyboard.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>5. Thing you said?<BR>"I read it some where. So yeah." In regards to my mom asking me how I immediately knew it was Zac Effron (stabs him) on an episode of NCIS.<BR><BR>7. Person you hugged?<BR>Kellie!</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>8. Person you talked to on the phone<BR>My mom probably.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>11. Last book you read?<BR>Of Mice and Men. </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>12. Last time you cleaned your room?<BR>Uhm Ah a month ago maybe?<BR></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">13. Last time you talked to someone you liked?<BR>Yeah uhm. I don't like people. Weird I know, but I just don't unless you count Johnny Depp but I've never talked to him.<BR><BR>14. Last instant messages?<BR>Uhm Nikki? Maybe on sunday?<BR>__________________________<WBR></WBR>__________________<BR>-Conclusion-<BR><BR>1. Where was the first time you ever kissed the last person you liked?<BR>I didn't like him, but I kissed this guy Andrew behind a chair once.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>2. What's the most exciting thing that happened to you today?<BR>I uhm. Failed a spanish quiz? (again)<BR><BR>3. How many best friends do you have?<BR>I can count them on one hand (You're part of an exclusive club, Brandy!)</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>4. Would you rather get up early or sleep in?<BR>Sleep in.<BR><BR>5. Who do you love?<BR>GHOST BUSTERS! Oh no wait. Wrong line. Once again a very exclusive list, single digit amount most definately.<BR><BR>7. What would you like to change about your life right now?<BR>I don't feel like writing that much. Money would be nice though. I'd like more money.<BR><BR>8. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth?<BR>I don't cry and I don't care about lies.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>9. Whats on your bedroom floor?<BR>Dirty Jeans, a fan, some pillows.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>10. Who was the last person you got into an argument with?<BR>Oh wow. Attiyah NO WILLELM!</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>11. Do you trust people easily?<BR>Yes and no. It depends on what they're doing/saying.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>12. If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move to?<BR>Alaska. It's never hot there.<BR><BR>13. Do you think you're good looking?</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Nope.<BR><BR>14.Could you go a day without eating?<BR>I could I guess... but I wouldn't like it. I'd probably complain the whole time.<BR><BR>15. How much do looks matter to you?<BR>Not much really. I couldn't care less.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>16. How do you feel about P.D.A.?<BR>I don't care.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>17. When was the last time you had your hair cut?<BR>March maybe?<BR><BR>18. Would you rather be mad or sad?<BR>Mad. It's a much more powerful feeling.<BR><BR>19. Does it take a lot to make you cry?<BR>More than a lot.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>20. What's the worst car accident you've ever been in?<BR>A fender bender.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>21. Are you tight with your mommy?<BR>Sure. I can tell you her entire personality without having to think about it.<BR><BR>24. Would you rather be a bird or a fish?<BR>Bird. I'm afraid of deep water.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>25. Name one fear you have:<BR>Only one? Jeese. okay. Mirrors. I hate them, Bloody Mary lives in mirrors.<BR><BR>26. If you need to go to the store a block away, do you walk or drive?<BR>Walk, gas is expensive!</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>27.Does the thought of marriage scare you?<BR>Not really.<BR><BR>28. How many kids do you want?<BR>None preferably.<BR><BR>29. What's your favorite color to wear?<BR>Black. Psychologically it's a comfort color. It's the color society returns to when things get hard.<BR><BR>30. Who was the last person in your bedroom besides you?<BR>My Cat.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>31. What are you doing today?<BR>Watching the NCIS premiere (one more hour!)<BR><BR>32. What would you do if you found a dinosaur egg?<BR>Pet it.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>35. Do you get bored easily?<BR>Not really. I have my imagination to entertain me =)</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>36. What's something that someone can do that really bothers you?<BR>Can do? My mom can never shut up does that count?</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">&nbsp;</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">37. Did you ever want to change your name when you were younger?<BR>Yes. I wanted it to be something funner and more unique. Like Skylar or something.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">&nbsp;</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">38. Do you wish you were famous?<BR>Yes.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>39. What do you do to your eyebrows?<BR>Pluck them.</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>42. How do you like your steak cooked?<BR>Well, nearly burnt.</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN"><BR>45. Can music affect your mood?<BR>Yes very strongly. It usually (even if it's angry sounding) calms me down and makes me happy.<BR><BR>46. What piercings do you want?</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN">None. I'm terrified of getting anything pierced. I haven't even peirced my ears.<BR><BR>48. Have you ever been in a cave?</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN">Yes.</SPAN></P><SPAN lang=EN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN">
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>49. Have you ever eaten a bug?<BR>EEEEEW NO!</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><BR>50. Do you think there's someone for everyone?<BR>I guess so. With all the people in the world, how can there not be?</P></SPAN></DIV>]]></description>
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	      <dc:date>2008-09-23T15:17:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Dropping Spanish? No. Unfortunately.]]></title>
	      <link>http://bertthefartinghippo.buzznet.com/user/journal/3034271/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<P>Okay so, since I still have 15 min. left of Digital Photo, I figured I'd use my time to post an entry. I'd rather be posting about some shocking entertainment story but alas, I don't have time to google the latest movie news.</P>
<P>So on Tuesday, after taking a really hard test on verbs in Spanish, my teachers goes "Okay guess what? Because I didn't have time to make you guys do this in class you have to do it for homework. It was all stuff on "Ser" and "Estar" and we had to color it and make it "pretty". So I spent an hour and a half last night figuring out, or at least trying to figure out, when the hell to use "estoy" which is something I should have learned two years ago. Completely fed up with Spanish I go to my guidance councelor who informs me it would be a dipshit decision to quit spanish because I only have one year of it and colleges look for two. I'm like, "Whut? No this is my third year." Then she goes, "Ph yeah. 8th grade doesn't count." And I go, "Im gonna fail this class, It'll bring my GPA below three, and she pretty much says, "Well, you're stuck between a rock and a hard place aren't you?"</P>]]></description>
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	      <dc:date>2008-09-18T05:14:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Johnny Depp - In the next batman movie?]]></title>
	      <link>http://bertthefartinghippo.buzznet.com/user/journal/3007811/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<P><A href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/2480975/Batman-sequel-to-The-Dark-Knight-Johnny-Depp-to-play-The-Riddler.html">Original Article Here</A></P>
<P>I didn't even know about this before now. Johnny Depp is supposedly playing The Riddler (A very good villain, I must admit) for the next Batman movie.</P>
<P>For those that don't know the Riddler:</P>
<P>"The Riddler is obsessed with <A title=Riddle href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riddle">riddles</A>, <A title=Puzzle href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puzzle">puzzles</A> and <A title="Word game" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_game">word games</A>. He delights in forewarning both Batman and the police of his capers by sending them complex clues. The character is often depicted as wearing a <A title="Domino mask" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domino_mask">domino mask</A> either with a green suit and bowler hat, or a green <A title=Jumpsuit href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumpsuit">jumpsuit</A>. His trademark is a green question mark.</P>
<P>The Riddler is typically portrayed as a smooth-talking, yet quirky, victim of an intense <A class=mw-redirect title="Obsessive compulsive disorder" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive_compulsive_disorder">obsessive compulsion</A>. This was first introduced in the 1965 issue of <I>Batman</I> (titled, "The Remarkable Ruse of The Riddler") in which he tries to refrain from leaving a riddle, but fails. This compulsion has been a recurring theme, as shown in a 1999 issue of <I><A class=mw-redirect title="Batman Adventures" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_Adventures">Gotham Adventures</A></I>, in which he tried to commit a crime without leaving a riddle, but fails: "You don't understand. .. I <I>really</I> didn't want to leave you any clues. I really planned <I>never</I> to go back to <A title="Arkham Asylum" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arkham_Asylum">Arkham Asylum</A>. But I left you a clue anyway. So I... I have to go back there. Because I might need help. I... I might actually be crazy." - From Wikipedia.</P>
<P>I think he'll be good, because he's an amazing actor, but I am honestly a little worried. Even though Depp has a cinematic portfolio basically made up of eccentric characters, I don't think The Riddler is quite like anything he's ever done before. Any Comments?</P>]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>bertthefartinghippo</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2008-09-12T17:35:00Z</dc:date>
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